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Your Mamma's so fat...

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by crash5179, Jul 27, 2001.

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  1. finalsbound

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    she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George washington's nose.

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    #21 finalsbound, Jul 27, 2001
  2. LiLStevie3

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    In my opinion, the funniest one so far.
    I have other variations:
    Your momma's so ugly, I had to tie sausages around her neck to get her dog to play with her.
    Your momma's so dumb, she got locked in a grocery store and starved.

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    #22 LiLStevie3, Jul 28, 2001
  3. RunninRaven

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    Your momma's so fat, she wakes up in sections.

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    Well, I'm your man. I'm the bloody b*stard you wanted when you had me spawned. I'm your tool, and what difference does it make if I hate the part of me that you most need? What difference does it make that when the little serpents killed me in the game, I agreed with them, and was glad?

    -- Ender Wiggin
     
    #23 RunninRaven, Jul 28, 2001
  4. Fatty FatBastard

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    Your momma's so fat that she... that she...

    (musn't incriminate self)

    Disregard, she did nothing with me.

    (whew! Close one)

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    #24 Fatty FatBastard, Jul 28, 2001
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