Yao Needs to get NASTY... On the Court

tigermission1 · Jul 5, 2003

Originally posted by Texas Stoke
I mean, is it possible to be Nasty..on the court.. and not nasty.. off the court? I dont think so because your opponent could tell your fronting.. or your a wannabe tough guy.

Like for instance, they already know Yao is at that stage of life where he likes to row his boat and meditate in a lake behind his house while his mom makes him chinese soup. Thats not nasty compared to a guy like Charles Oakley who is out playing dominos in the projectx and getting in fights at the local carwash. Or a guy like Barkley who was out at bars throwing dudes through windows.

My point is we can't have Yao fronting like he's nasty on the court when off the court he's really not like that at all.

So If you want him to be nasty then he must learn to be nasty off the court first.

Like instead of putting icecubes in his moms chinese soup to help cool it off, Yao could just eat the soup hot like a crazy man and then next time another player gets in his face he could grab 'em by the throat and say: "you think im not really crazy.. you think im fronting.. look here.. see my burnt, scarred tounge.. yeah thats right.. I eat moms hot soup without any 'icecubes' to cool it off.. because im crazy.. thats right.. im nasty.. i don't need no stinkin' icecubes in my soup... now stop fouling me you sonofabitch!!!"

wow, now thats tough.. then he could say his name is Yao, but its Ming when he's feeling nasty.
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droxford · Jul 6, 2003

I mean, is it possible to be Nasty..on the court.. and not nasty.. off the court? I dont think so because your opponent could tell your fronting.. or your a wannabe tough guy.

Like for instance, they already know Yao is at that stage of life where he likes to row his boat and meditate in a lake behind his house while his mom makes him chinese soup. Thats not nasty compared to a guy like Charles Oakley who is out playing dominos in the projectx and getting in fights at the local carwash. Or a guy like Barkley who was out at bars throwing dudes through windows.

My point is we can't have Yao fronting like he's nasty on the court when off the court he's really not like that at all.

So If you want him to be nasty then he must learn to be nasty off the court first.

Like instead of putting icecubes in his moms chinese soup to help cool it off, Yao could just eat the soup hot like a crazy man and then next time another player gets in his face he could grab 'em by the throat and say: "you think im not really crazy.. you think im fronting.. look here.. see my burnt, scarred tounge.. yeah thats right.. I eat moms hot soup without any 'icecubes' to cool it off.. because im crazy.. thats right.. im nasty.. i don't need no stinkin' icecubes in my soup... now stop fouling me you sonofabitch!!!"

wow, now thats tough.. then he could say his name is Yao, but its Ming when he's feeling nasty.
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