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Why is my secretary wearing a TIE today?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by El_Conquistador, Dec 11, 2003.

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  1. thumbs

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    She wears a tie...you wear a kilt.

    She wears parachute pants .. you wear a jump suit.

    She wears bangs.... you wear a flattop.

    This is Houston. You must tell her never to bring a knife to a gunfight.

    :D :D
     
    #41 thumbs, Dec 11, 2003
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    [​IMG]

    :p
     
    #42 IROC it, Dec 12, 2003
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    TJ, you must trump her to deflate her self-worth. Otherwise, your office may fall into chaos, leading all secretaries to throw off their headset shackles and overthrow the Man.

    If she wears a tie, you wear TWO ties.
    If she wears a suit, you wear a tuxedo.
    If she cites Pan-Asian influences for her wardrobe, you cite Australian-American Indian for yours.

    If all else fails, I suggest you admit defeat and buy her a bowtie for Secretary's Day. At least a bowtie is less threatening...
     
    #43 VesceySux, Dec 12, 2003
  4. MoBalls

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    Maybe she has decided to come out the closet.......or maybe giving you a hint that you should.
     
    #44 MoBalls, Dec 12, 2003
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    You got that right. At the game, I was stopping and Popping Jumpshots all day.




    allegedelly.
     
    #45 Kam, Dec 12, 2003
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