Which one of you hijacked US Air's Twitter feed?

that's one way to land a plane

 

Doesn't look like that plane needed a landing strip.

 

maybe malaysia should check her p***y for the missing flight

 

Well...the humor died out quickly.

 

that's a huge b****

 

"Stewardess, you're needed in the cockpit...Captain Oveur, over."

 

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Seems <a href="https://twitter.com/USAirways">@USAirways</a> finally deleted those tweets. Here’s a completely safe for work re-enactment. I promise, it’s safe. <a href="http://t.co/4gc6HUewcr">pic.twitter.com/4gc6HUewcr</a></p>&mdash; Zach Woosley (@GingeFC) <a href="https://twitter.com/GingeFC/statuses/455788529096720384">April 14, 2014</a></blockquote>
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lulz lulz

 

LOL @ comments. :grin:

 

had to look twice to see the paper airplane. lol

 

Heyp.....

 

Who was piloting this plane!? Captain Ho Lee ***? Or was it Wi Tu Lo?
In Soviet Russia plane enters you!

She probably crashed the plane so these guys would show up:

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No way she is getting the whole 777 in there:

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Maybe she thought it was one of these fancy training tampons:

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If she wants to have a real good time she should invest in one of these:

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The goal is to get a 777 in slots, not in sluts.

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Optimus Prime: Before time began, there was the Cube. We know not where it comes from, only that it hold the power to create worlds and fill them with life... We scattered across the galaxy, hoping to find and rebuild our home. Searching every star, every world. And just when all hope seemed lost, message of a new discovery drew us to an unknown planet called...[@ellerafter]. But we were already too late.

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Yeah, not the most well made cat pic on the internet, but its the idea that counts. Lots of lulz there...

 

There's a metaphor in there somewhere, can't quite put my fingers on it?