Which one of you did this?

overreaction. there are probably worse things in that water supply than a few ounces of human urine.

 

"It's stupid," Shaff told the newspaper. "You can see the sign that says: 'This is your drinking water. Don't spit, throw, toss anything in it.' He's four feet away from that sign.

then why is it so easy to urinate in if its so important? shouldn it be better protected?

strong logic

 

To whatever CFer that did this: how did you acquire the teenage urine? I'm asking for a friend.

 

You'd think they wouldn't care in Portland.

 

Some playoff insurance......

 

Why would they have to dump it and not filter it?

 

It was me. I couldn't go in the restroom at work because some creepy guy was waiting for me to pee.

 

Did you tip him?

 

The guy that was scared to urinate next to Scarface281.

 

There was a huge debate over capping this reservoir, to protect the water against terrorists. Seems like over-reaction to dump the water, but the place that the water is coming from is always full. Plenty of rain.

 

Yeah, I don't think Portland has a freshwater supply problem.

Now, SoCal is probably saying...damn, we would have taken that water off their hands.

 

R. Kelly should be forced to drink it.

 

LOL Awesome.

 

The average Portlander's projected appearance in 5 years:

Spoiler

 

Urine big trouble boy!!!

 

I don't get it

 

If you didn't get the urine then who did?

Maybe one of the three Hispanic guys?

 

No, it was heypartner in the revenge valet role reversal. Now, he's the pisser and he's pissing mad at the lack of tips and taking his services for granted. Damn you, heyp...all that water wasted!