What's your typical pizza order?

Thin crust, half onion, half green olive. Or sometimes pepperoni and jalapeno if the pepperoni isn't that funky ass lizard meat you find at some of the cheap places.

If I see anyone putting artichokes or ****ing pine nuts on a pizza, I will bankrupt them, have them framed as a terrorist and bang their wife while they rot in prison.

 

The Barbara Bush pizza there was pimp: grilled chicken, artichokes, spinach, onion, mushroom, garlic, feta