What role do you play in a social setting?

 

 

I am the one making everyone has something to drink or is comfortable with everyone else. I am usually playing referee.

That DOES NOT look like a king or a cheetah at all, sir. FAIL.

 

it depends on the social setting i would say

most of the time i am pretty laid back cracking jokes though

 

If I'm at a party where most people don't know me, I'm the guy that's asked if he's a musician or an artist. I'm neither, sadly enough, although I honor both. Like to tell stories (some folks around here might have been subjected to a few) and used to have a very good sense of humor. I still do, but I find myself enjoying others being funny more than being funny myself. If I've had a few, or whatever, I'm a happy camper. I don't get down or angry or out of control. Just happy. With pretty chicks around, I can be a terrible flirt. My wife, thank god, is pretty understanding about it. For about 12 years, I was the guy with the cool dog, a dog who loved to go up to girls and introduce himself, who could, and would, do just about any trick in the book when asked at a party. That was a groovy intro, I can tell you.

 

I am the guy that shows up knowing one or two people and leaves knowing everybody. I end up cutting up and telling funny stories all night. Next thing I know I have a half dozen new friends. It is even better if there is alcohol.

 

I am the thadeus.

 

And that says it all.

 

The loud douchebag with two of his good friends..

 

I'm kind of the Obi-Wan Kenobi of the group since I'm 10 years or so older than my friends in nursing school. Kinda cool, if I do say so myself.

 

I sell stuff...

 

I’m the guy that shows up drunk riding my segway, looking for my class ring, bragging about how I hated U2 and REM in high school and how Tupac and Biggie were NOTHING until after they died.

If anyone has a problem with me, why, I’ll just start a thread on Clutchfans asking if I should start a war. Or even worse, I’ll hack into their Facebook account and change their status.

 

you got some issues, you might want to ask some people on the internet for advice

 

Incredibly overplayed. I think you do this weekly now?

 

OK, I've read this three times, and I still can make no sense of it.

 

repped

 

He had a cool dog that did tricks.

 

From you? Shocking...

 

Ah... I kept thinking he was calling himself "dog."

 

I used to have a social life.

 

Nice green dress you're wearing. I thought you were a guy?