could've been written by michael moore...or any of the angrier members of the bbs... http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110005808 -- No More Years Ten reasons I'm not voting for you, Mr. George W. Bush. BY JIM TREACHER Monday, November 1, 2004 10. Do you really think it's a good idea to be Hitler, George? Hitler killed millions of people and his approval ratings are in the toilet. Why can't you be somebody people like? Regis, maybe, or the Prophet Mohammed. Anybody but Hitler! Being Hitler = BAD IDEA. 9. Two words: You. Are. Dumb. 8. When Karl Rove used the remote-control device implanted in your upper back to force you to murder Iraqi babies and American soldiers for oil and/or no reason because Saddam was mean to your dad, plus what about the WMDs you lost after you lied about them even being there in the first place, and then Rove tried to make everybody think your Thanksgiving turkey wasn't plastic by planting fake documents about your military service and forcing Dan Rather to say "Sorry, I guess" on national TV, did you really think we wouldn't figure it out? 7. People might make fun of me. Maybe you're used to it by now, but I'm not. 6. I mean, black hoods? Fa-shion dis-a-a-a-ster. Wasn't Abu Ghraib dreary enough already? (More like Abu Drab!) I would have started a riot--a laugh riot. While pointing at you! 5. How dare you taunt a dying Christopher Reeve with a big brown bottle of stem cells? The man was on his deathbed, you sick monster. Why did you have to hold the spoon right in front of his lips? "C'mon, Chrissy, it's right here. You can do it, bwah! Just another coupla inches. Oooh, yer close. Close!" Shame on you, Dubya. 4. I can't really think of anything for item No. 4, and for that I blame you. (Also the Jews.) 3. Where's Osama? C'mon, Shrub, we all know you've got him in some secret Ashcroft prison and he's running around loose in the world, plus also besides which everybody just saw him live on tape giving the dramatic reading of "Fahrenheit 9/11" that the Halliburton PR department wrote for him to swing the election your way. Well??? 2. The Internet. 1. I can no longer afford the premiums on my falling-sky insurance. Adios, chimp!
All anyone has to do to get reasons not to vote for W is visit this website and read the author's book: http://www.bushlies.com/ Two can play your weak little game, blasto.
Only one I need: My brothers, myself and my wife are between the ages of 18 and 44, and Bush's Iraq woodchipper is running out of wood.
Wow, that's really profound stuff... Who is Jim Treacher? Honestly, it sounds like a 13 year old wrote this piece (of dog turd).
This is a blog entry... BLOG ENTRY .. please, oh lord, please tell me why this deserves our attention, basso?
You know how some people get basso, you shouldn't have left this part out I do have a serious question though, when did the WSJ start mining blogs for things to publish?
Oh, and I can't wait for this election to be over. Why? Because then basso won't have seven threads on the front page. He'll probably only have five or six..
Channeling my utter disbelief that you posted this. It's like you're looking for a reason to see your name on the front page.
Despite my valiant efforts to turn this thread into a juicy list of why Bush is a complete asstard, the sheer idiocy of the original post has made that impossible. By the way, I thought Top Ten lists were supposed to be funny? The monkey could have at least mentioned Bush's debate bulge. *THAT'S* high comedy. Here, try this easily updated classic: Ex-Governor Bush Called Former President Clinton one afternoon. "Hello, Bill? It's Dubya. Say, I've been meanin' ta ask ya sumthin'. How did you do so well with the ladies when you were president?" Clinton paused. "Well, George, if all else fails, try using a potato to create a nice bulge where it counts. That works every time." The next week, Bush called Clinton again. "Bill? Dubya. I tried the potato trick at the debate last night, but all the ladies kept their distance." "I know, I saw the debate on CNN," laughed Clinton. "Next time, try puttin' the potato down the front of your pants."
10 reasons to vote for George Bush................. 1. Oh 2. Wait 3. Its 4. Already 5. Over 6. Eat 7. Crow 8. Lefties 9. God 10. Bless How long will dems try to stall Ohio? Another four years of manic depression. Dang.
