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The Rockets are like that girlfriend...

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Thefabman, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. Thefabman

    Thefabman Member

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    You were kinda interested in her alot then she up and won back to back championships and that was like the equivalent of her being super hot and then she also knows how to cook, and you fell in love...but then she started letting her self go and started making bad decisions :rolleyes:, and there were nights when you fell in love with her all over again, then there were nights when she made you put a hole in the wall. Then right when you were fed up and had enough, she would show you flashes of brilliance, showed you what she could be and that was just enough to keep you around even though she just continued to break your heart over and over again :( but now, this season, you finally reach that point where you gotta take a break and say look woman...its time for you to figure out what direction your taking, you need to figure out what your doing with your life. And you walk away but still you think about her every night and hope she gets the point and figures out how to become the person you fell in love with again.

    Moral of the story...breakups and breaks are never easy but they're necessary, lets keep our heads cool and keep our knee jerks to a minimum, lets just give the rockets the space this season to figure out that she's wandered too far from the kitchen and fix it.

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    cool story bro
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  2. daywalker02

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    haha love those GF analogies...........where are the babes at?
     
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    That was interesting! lmao! good job!
     
  5. rocketman84

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    Hahaha great analogy...

    Repped
     
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    useless without pics
     
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    so the girlfriend is schizophrenic, we are having arousing nights at home, but when you are on the road travelling or going out, she is like a total nutcase?
     
  8. Thefabman

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    [​IMG]

    There you go.
     
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    So you dump her and she gets back in shape, bangs all your friends and gets with a real man who's a way better bf than you ever were and you're stuck dating the Jazz. Ug.

    Moral of the story: show support or get lost douchey bandwaggoner.
     
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    none of that makes any sense at all..
     
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    Thanks for a nice laugh before bed.
     
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    I think the Rockets are actually a series of girls. Not just one.

    For convenience let's start with the super hot girl.

    To start off you date an extremely hot girl that is perfect in every way imaginable. In her initial two years she does EVERYTHING and performs it EXCEPTIONALLY. However, years pass and she begins to lose her luster...

    So you dump her in hopes of finding a new girl.
    You do.
    The second girl might not be flawless, but at least she's great to look at. Then you realize that she shallow and is a huge failure and you hate her; or at least her characteristics. You wish she cared about you, but she's just there for a show.

    The third girl is almost as perfect as the first girl. She is everything you ever wanted after dumping your first and then she gets knee, back, and foot cancer. It was the heart cancer that she contracted however, that finally did her in.

    The fourth girl is not at all like the first three. She's not pretty to look at nor is she very successful in very many things. But she is damn loyal and is always willing to give you top effort in everything. Then you realize she has an anger problem and beats you until you sue her for battery.

    The fifth girl is an eyesore and the exact opposite of perfect, but you are forced to date her because your cheapskate dad said so. She constantly makes you ponder what could have been and she always destroys (literally) your penis during sex. Every time she is about to do something right she completely ****s it up. To top it all off, she's not even a girl. This person you are forced to date is KEVIN ****ING MCHALE.

    DAMN IT.
     
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    LOL, hilarious analogy. Repped
     
  15. daywalker02

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    wut? cool down harhar.....

    You are just startin dating her
     
  16. Thefabman

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    Correct lol repped
     
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    a real man sticks by his woman no matter what....ok well if she cheats on you then that's another thing but no matter what.
     
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    So does this mean the draft is the gym?
     
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    There you go, some more
     
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