The Rehab Diaries: Tracy McGrady

Lady_Di · Dec 3, 2008

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The Rehab Diaries: Tracy McGrady

The shocking news that Tracy McGrady is out injured (!) for the next 3 weeks has sent seismic shifts through NBA and fantasy basketball leagues around the world (how do you replace 16ppg @ .407 FG%?).

Even more disturbing is the following… while the Sport Count team were once again enjoying a great round of Yum Cha at Yao Restaurant we managed to pocket T-Mac’s blackberry and got a hold of his personal schedule; revealing some interesting insights into the mind of a serial invalid.

10:00am - Back to see my buddies over at Houston General Hospital - will be great to see the fellas again. I’ve missed the last 4 or 5 weekly poker games, so I’m pumped to clean up tomorrow night.

11:00am - Oh yeah!! The rehab centre: this is comfort. My knee feels great when I’m kicking back in a bed that I can move up and down with the touch of a button - heaven.

12:30pm - MMM, MMM!!!! Nothing beats hospital food - that jello just makes me feel great; I think that’s what I miss the 3-4 months I’m not in here. I gotta rep the Rockets, I do like red, but when it’s on offer - lime jello is my ****.

1:30pm - Treatment over on my way back to the training gym for some therapy.

2:30pm - The gym is SOOOOOOOOO boring. No guerneys, not jello, no nothing. Just a whole bunch of dudes playing sport. Where is the personal attention and care? Where are the people reviewing my ailments on a half hourly basis? Man, the Rockets could learn alot from the staff at Houston General…

3:30pm - Watch scrimmage. Yawn. From the sideline, you really can see how many shots Ron is jacking up this season - a lot.

4:30pm - Time for a rub down and a sleep. Thank god it’s not a game day, I think wearing a suit would irritate my skin.

6:30pm - Head back the crib and grab some food on the way home so I’m set for the night. TiVO seriously pays for itself - I’ve got three eps of House, two of ER and even an old re-run of Chicago Hope on the playlist. (I don’t think much of Scrubs; Doctors are heros, not something to be made fun of)

10:00pm - Dear God, why am I so injured?

Posted by: James
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Avicenna76 · Dec 3, 2008

Get well soon... we'll need you back in the playoff.

bushbush1988 · Dec 3, 2008

Avicenna76 said:

Get well soon... we'll need you back in the playoff.
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aw....such a sad pic...sigh

ind0fo0 · Dec 3, 2008

that is hilarious!. sad, but funny...

PigMiller · Dec 3, 2008

Pretty accurate...except the part about not being a game day and having to wear a suit...cause even on game days he's definitely NOT wearing a suit, or even sitting with his team on the bench.

Layupdrill · Dec 3, 2008

sippin' gnac in da back of my maybach benz ya dig

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