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I've never gotten to the point of bleeding but there's been a few times were I had really sensitive nipples for a few hours after playing basketball. Very frustrating.

 

Sounds like you play basketball a bit differently than the rest of us...

 

OK, since the bloody nipple thing apparently is for real, I just wanted to reply to let everyone know that I was joking...not that there is anything wrong with getting them, I guess.

 

1. Having an intimate relationship with a roomate might get kind of weird....i mean since I live in the same house. So far so good....hope it stays this way.

 

I told you this would happen if you got off the 'roids.

 

Why do you have bloody nipples?

 

Well since I see that no one on the BBS died (see original post), I'm putting this one on top.
I've learned a few things this last week:
1. Don't flirt with 2 girls at once...or a least be sure they don't know each other!
2. Be sure to warn your non english-speaking friend that Jamie is a name both used for female AND male! And it doesn't matter how sexy that girl looks, she'll allways have something...different!
3. While speaking to an American crowd you attract a lot more girls with a French(or not too ugly foreign) accent than with a US accent!
On a more scientific note:
4. A Golfing club is not the place where you go take a drink after having played!

ALA

 

Let's say, one day, the only things you learn are X, Y, and Z. You then forget Z a month later. Then, after that, one day in the future, the ONLY thing you learn is Z... again. Does this mean you will die that day?