Sweating in public places

I still think Houston warps your sweat glands. If you live in the summer humidity here long enough some sort of micro-evolution occurs and you suddenly accumulate a form of mildly r****ded superpower: ultra sweat.

Seriously, I can be outside for like 5 minutes and be drenched. It's like my body is so accustomed to the climate that it reacts ultra efficiently. Thank god for the 4-5 months of Houston weather where it is (usually) <80 degrees.

 

But the good part of that is that our women all have smooth soft skin instead of being all dried up like up north. That's why Houston women are so hot.