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Stupidest Athlete

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  1. R0ckets03

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    Who do you all think is the dumbest athlete alive? Has to be playing in any of the major sports (baseball, football, basketball, hockey if u must, and tennis).

    John Rocker
    Albert Belle
    Reggie White
    Mike Chemura
    Anthony Mason
    Isiah Rider
    Dennis Rodman
    etc.

    I would personally have to go with White (even though I really hate Rocker also). Anyone who thinks every Asian can turn a telephone into a TV must be stupid. And now I'm going to have to root against the damn Panthers. I hope they suck and Reggie sucks even more.

    Oh, and I didnt include boxing on purpose. No dissing of Tyson allowed. I love that guy.

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  2. MadMax

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    One of the funniest quotes I ever read was from Shaq. When asked if he visited the Parthenon while playing for the Dream Team in the Olympics he said, "We went to a lot clubs. I'm not sure if I remember all their names." or something to that effect. hilarious!

    Ken Caminiti doesn't exactly come across as a rocket scientist either. Ever heard this guy on the radio?? I'm just waiting for him to shout out, "yo...adriannnnnnnn!!!"

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    Is this the dumbest athlete? OR the one we hate most?

    Just remember this. Stevie boy isn't the most intelligent guy walking around. Have you guys heard him articulate? Barely high school level, if you ask me.

    Reggie White IS intelligent. Are you talking about intelligence or dumb REMARKS? If its dumb remarks, insensitive remarks, isn't that IGNORANCE?

    Have you heard John Rocker speak during interviews? Another bright guy. But again, are we measuring intelligence or their mistakes?

    Mike Tyson is an idiot, but do you hear what they say about him? They say he has read countless books and knows world history like few others. But he is an a-hole. I ask you, is he dumb? Or is he an a-hole? Big difference.

    Shaq with the lowest IQ? Have you heard Malone speak? Not one word from his mouth is in the dictionary.



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    Jason Kidd. The man has a multitude of stupid quotes that shine a light on his intelligence.

    The most famous of which is when he told the press that he was going to turn the Mavericks around 360 degrees (an error that actually seems to happen to many people, not just Kidd), but he's got so many more quotes in the same wavelength that I have to think he is among the dumbest athletes in pro sports.

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  6. R0ckets03

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    Paige are u reffering to that Flopper with the 360 remark? Now that was funny!
    Another stupid quote by Kidd was "Now that we have Penny Hardaway we wont be satisfied winning just one championship. I think we'll win 4 or 5." Hey I love Penny too, but he aint exactly the second coming of Bill Russell.

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    The doppiest athlete is Gheorghe Muresan. His face, his hieght, his voice. He is one of Dr.Frankenstein's inventions. Hey Gheorghe! Aren't you due back at the labratory to get your BOLTS TIGHTENED!

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    Stephon Marbury isn't the sharpest tool in the shed.

    As for Tyson, I really think that guy has rabies.

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    Don't forget about Jason Williams. He can barely form a complete sentence.

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  11. R0ckets03

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    Now that really wasnt nice. I liked him in MY Giant.

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    Another of my favorites was when a reporter asked Kidd whether he felt like something was 'raining on his parade'. Kidd responded that he didn't think anyone was planning a parade for him.


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    No question its Mark Chmura. He's a Hypocrite with a Capital H.

    The guy refused to go to the White House with the Packers because Bill Clinton was immoral.

    Hypocrite having sex with a minor. Now who is immoral [​IMG]

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    I gotta go with Cammy as well. That guy, God bless him, is about as smart as a sack of rocks.

    I tell ya' though, I wouldn't want to see him in a battle of wits vs. Mike Tyson. Those two could be the dumbest athletes ever to walk the face of the planet.

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    Finding a stupid athlete is no challenge... But are there any truly intelligent athletes out there?

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  16. R0ckets03

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    Intelligent athletes:
    Hakeem
    David
    Duncan
    Hill

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