I used to pick up hookers all the time when I was a prop in rugby this is by far my fovorite rugby song, and it is to be sung with a dirty mind. enjoy If I Were the Marrying Kind If I were the marrying kind I thank the lord I'm not sir the kind of rugger I would be would be a rugby ..... Prop sir. Why sir? 'cause I'd Pick up hookers and you'd pick up a hooker we'd all pick up hookers together we'd be alright in the middle of the night picking up hookers together for the following verses change "Prop" with the first line and "pick up hookers" with the second. You'll get the idea. 2nd Row: grab Crotch sniff Butt Scrum Half: put it in In Center: look for the hole Flanker: get off quick Shorts: go up your butt Eight: hold till you come Wing: never get it Fullback: kick balls get ****ed Any Forward: get stripped Halftime Orange: get sucked Mouthguard: get licked get sucked Spectator: get to watch Spectator on a rainy day: come in rubber be wet Spectator on a sunny day: come again Goal Posts: get split stand erect Cleats: get screwed Groundskeeper: trim bush do lines Whistle: get blown Boot: come in boxes tied up Ball: strapped in leather get touched get pumped Pitch: grow weed be hard Team from far away: come for hours Team on a bus: get off Drunk Team: get ****ed up Scrum: go down Rule Book: get violated
