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[Satire] Dwight still Undecided after Signing with Houston

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, Jul 12, 2013.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Contributing Member

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    A great signing day deserves some humor

    haha, love the picture

    [​IMG]

    They should have put in a quote from Alex Kennedy confirming that Dwight is still in LA, even during the press conference.
     
    #1 heypartner, Jul 12, 2013
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  2. SunsRocketsfan

    SunsRocketsfan Member

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    that was so not funny, completely stupid and a waste of my time..

    i feel like i want to "harakiri" myself after wasting my time reading that stupid sattire.. lame
     
    #2 SunsRocketsfan, Jul 12, 2013
  3. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    So Chris Brosaarrd has a ghost writer...
     
    #3 REEKO_HTOWN, Jul 12, 2013
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  4. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Always thought it was spelled "harikari"

    Satire is normally silly/stupid, that is what makes it funny to some.
     
    #4 Rockets2K, Jul 12, 2013
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  5. Marsarinian

    Marsarinian Contributing Member

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    It's "harakiri." "Hara" means stomach, and here "kiri" is the noun form of the verb "kiru," which is to cut. "Harakiri" also goes by another name that's perhaps more recognizable - seppuku.

    Japanese is fun!:)
     
    #5 Marsarinian, Jul 12, 2013
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    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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  7. Rockets2K

    Rockets2K Clutch Crew

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    Woo hoo

    I learned two new things today.

    Its been a good day at work. ;)
     
    #7 Rockets2K, Jul 12, 2013
  8. Obito

    Obito Contributing Member

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    I only knew how it was spelled because of Mortal Kombat.

    Who's with me.

    *crickets*
     
    #8 Obito, Jul 12, 2013
  9. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Holy cow!!!
     
    #9 CometsWin, Jul 12, 2013
  10. treeman

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    I laughed.
     
    #10 treeman, Jul 12, 2013
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    WTF did I just read?
     
    #11 thedude077, Jul 12, 2013
  12. keldraco

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    this is not true right?
     
    #12 keldraco, Jul 12, 2013
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    Lol tf? This is too fake. Cool story tho.
     
    #13 thajoker101, Jul 12, 2013
  14. seclusion

    seclusion rip chadwick

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    That's why it says satire...no...it's not true.
     
    #14 seclusion, Jul 12, 2013
  15. eMat

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    Is there so little satire left in the world that it has been taken out of the dictionary?
     
    #15 eMat, Jul 12, 2013
  16. PopItRockets

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    I chuckled.
     
    #16 PopItRockets, Jul 12, 2013
  17. jocar

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    [​IMG]
     
    #17 jocar, Jul 12, 2013
  18. jocar

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    k, maybe I shoulda read the replies first :grin:
     
    #18 jocar, Jul 12, 2013
  19. T-Yao

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    lol i thought it was funny.
     
    #19 T-Yao, Jul 13, 2013
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    Do we really have poster that are this dense?

    Come on man, it's in the thread title!
     
    #20 fleecysphere, Jul 13, 2013
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