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Rockets haiku, poems, limericks, puns, etc.

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by topfive, Apr 6, 2021.

  1. topfive

    topfive CF OG

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    We need a thread to keep us entertained during this season from hell. Feel free to post your wordplay.

    I'll go first...

    There once was a puzzle named Vic,
    An enigma, a riddle, a trick.
    He sat out most nights,
    When he played he was shite,
    Then was traded for Kelly O'Limerick.​

    And here's a Tilman haiku:

    Dumped CP's contract
    And burned the team to ashes.
    Now? Rise, like Phoenix.​
     
  2. Os Trigonum

    Os Trigonum Contributing Member
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    there once was a season from hell
    where nothing ever went well
    along came Olynyk
    and even the cynics
    agreed that old Kelly was swell
     
  3. ThatBoyNick

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    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Tilman you god damn idiot, what did you do???
     
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    I was going to make a post, but I realized nothing I could write could come close to topping this

    Can I get this on a Hallmark card?
     
  5. daywalker02

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    Rockets are red.
    Rockets are mustard.
    Tilman, you Inglorious Basterd!

    @Jontro
     
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    yet again crossroads
    mean in the Dee mister C
    which way will you go
     
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  7. don grahamleone

    don grahamleone Contributing Member

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    There once was a team from Houston
    That had a ... *tears *sobbing *tears *crying *more tears and *crying
     
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  8. ipaman

    ipaman Contributing Member

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    championship or bust
    created ring chasing bums
    now N B A sucks
     
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  9. Buck Turgidson

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    tank tank tank
    no luxury tax!
    now tank more
     
  10. Os Trigonum

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    believe it or not
    there is a form called "tanka"
    it's like a haiku
    but with extra lines added--
    perfect for Rockets tanking!!!
     
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  11. Os Trigonum

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    there's also photo haiku

    [​IMG]
     
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  12. HP3

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    Rockets are red.
    Or maybe they're blue?
    Tillman is trash.
    And now the Rockets are too.
     
  13. alethios

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    Houston Rockets tank
    Cause Tilman Fertitta stank
    Another failed biz
     
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    PJ Tucker sits in the corners
    Much to the dismay of Clutchfans posters
    And all the king's horses
    and all the kings's men
    Couldnt get him to score again. :(
     
  15. PWR

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    Fertits is out of cash.
    Crybaby Silas is trash.
    Stone will screw up the pick.
    Wall for 3....BRICK.
     
  16. hakeem94

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    there once was a bearded fellow
    named a RS god
    that people thought was selfish
    and the playoffs dud

    all the years of RS winning
    all the fairweather fans
    would replace in a second
    for the ship or rung

    now they only wish
    for the beared fellow
    to still hang around
    and thus they learned a lesson
    RS wins are a lot of fun

    playoff comes once a year
    while the games are being played
    all year round
     
  17. Deckard

    Deckard Blade Runner
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    The Houston Rockets are my team
    The Rockets owner makes me scream
    I try hard to stay true
    But Fertitta’s a fool
    So all I can do is Dream
     
  18. fattz

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    Ownership has taken
    Fans forsaken
     
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  19. ThatBoyNick

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  20. BamBam

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    Roses are Red,
    Violets are blue.
    Haven’t you guys,
    Have anything better to do?

    [​IMG]

    .......
    .......
    .......
     
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