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Redneck Haikus

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mc mark, Jul 23, 2001.

  1. Dreamshake

    Dreamshake Contributing Member

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    The Perfect Vehicle

    Curtains in my Truck
    Dixie Flag waving from back
    No paint, just putty

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  2. DREAMer

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    Foxworthy might say....

    Might be a redneck
    if you order chop sirloin
    and add lobster tail



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  3. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

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    Freak no worries mate!

    You guys are great! These are all wonderful!



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    I figure the odds be 50/50,
    I just might have something to say.
     
  4. Behad

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    Hound dogs a-barkin'
    From somewhere under my feet.
    Sunday porch sittin'.

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    It looks like a veteran can Be had.
     
  5. Behad

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    Rollin' in the hay
    My girlfriend and first cousin
    Damn chiggers bitin'!

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  6. Behad

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    Face like old leather
    T-shirt covered pot belly
    Ma's getting up there.

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    It looks like a veteran can Be had.

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