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Redneck Haikus

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mc mark, Jul 23, 2001.

  1. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

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    DESIRE

    Damn, in that tube-top
    You make me almost forget
    you are my cousin




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    I figure the odds be 50/50,
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  2. A-Train

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    Hard Day's Night

    Another Brewski
    Fixing the 'Stang in my Yard
    Too bad it's on blocks

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    Mein bratwurst has a first name, it's F-R-I-T-Z
    Mein bratwurst has a second name, it's S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N
     
  3. rockHEAD

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    Trailer Park Nightmare

    tornado was bad
    it lifted my trailer up
    where is my duelie?




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  4. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Contributing Member

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    Little Slice of Heaven

    Six pack of Lone Star
    Sittin' in my double-wide
    NASCAR on the tube

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    I'm so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip that I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
     
  6. Jeff

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    Ode to ROXRAN

    Where is my shotgun?
    Squirrel sits in my back yard.
    Lunch is almost here.

    [​IMG]

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    Who's your buddy? Who's your pal? I am, aren't I?
     
  7. Joe Joe

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    Fix'n to be Style'n

    Put boots on me feet
    Shoot me a coon for a hat
    Slap in pound of Chew

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  8. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

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    BEAUTY

    Naked in repose
    Silvery silhouette girls
    Adorn my mudflaps



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  9. mr_oily

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    Wintergreen

    Wintergreen freshness
    Been doin it since a kid
    Damn, I love my Skoal

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  10. TheFreak

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    Reflection

    Like Foxworthy says
    You might be a redneck if...
    You started this thread
     
  11. Smokey

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    Sitting on my couch
    Watching the Dukes of Hazzard
    Bo, Luke, and Daisy

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    Give Cedric the damn ball

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  12. fadeaway

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    Ode to my Mother

    Ma looks so pretty
    With her tight leopard print skirt
    And big plastic hair

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    All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
     
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    Paradise of Green Felt

    Smoke curls through the air
    Laughter and clinking bottles
    Down at the Pool Hall

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  14. fadeaway

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    One Man's Perfection

    Tin cans on the fence
    Old coon dog on the front porch
    Ain't nothing better

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    All hail Fadeaway's Cyberfish -- your 2000-2001 BobFinn* Fantasy Basketball League Champions!
     
  15. fadeaway

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    A Threat from Another World

    Fancy city boys
    Driving up to steal our gals
    Break out the shotguns

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  16. rockHEAD

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    Ode to Redneck TV

    Dukes of Hazard, yeah!
    My favorite show, cancelled
    They were good 'ol boys...
     
  17. mc mark

    mc mark Contributing Member

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    Oh! Man!

    That smarts! [​IMG]


    EXUBERANCE

    Joyous, playful, bright
    Trailer park girl rolls in puddle
    Of old motor oil



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  18. Will

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    Look what's on teevee --
    "Deliverance"! Let's see if
    our guys win this time
     
  19. TheFreak

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    Hope you knew I was joking mc.
     
  20. SmeggySmeg

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    Possibilities

    Beers, Trucks, Guns, The Chair
    I can do what i want, cause
    Yall I'm President

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    "The things I enjoy most, I suck at:
    1) Sex: everything's fine until she makes noises." - Achebe
     

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