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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by bigboymumu, Dec 16, 2001.

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  1. chievous minniefield

    chievous minniefield Member

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    steve francis will be charged with DWI.

    now, what do I win?
     
    #21 chievous minniefield, Dec 16, 2001
  2. VesceySux

    VesceySux World Champion Lurker

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    (If this were even possible):
    - Kenny Thomas and Cuttino Mobley are traded for... Karl Malone.
    - Steve Francis is traded for... Scottie Pippen.
    - Kevin Willis is traded for... Matt Maloney.
    - Oscar Torres is traded for.. John Starks.
    - Terrence Morris is traded for... Dan Majerle.
    - RT and CD coax Jeff Hornacek out of retirement to play Rocketball.
    - Rudy suddenly leaves the team (a la Van Gundy). That same day, Jerry Sloan is fired. He is then hired by the Rockets the next day to coach the team.
    - Jerry Sloan teaches the new team to "flop" (w/ the exception of "flop master" Malone).
    - Eddie Griffin breaks both legs, an arm, and suffers a concussion learning to flop.
    - The Compaq Center is renamed Gallery Furniture Arena.
    - Rockets lose the rest of their games. #1 draft pick is traded for Austin Croshere.
    - Les Alexander moves the Rockets to Kentucky, where they're renamed the Kentucky Colonels and play in the KFC Bucket.*
    - CC.net members organize a mass suicide.
    - Utah Jazz proceed to win 46 straight contests against the Kentucky Colonels.

    *Based on what the Grizzlies could have been.
     
    #22 VesceySux, Dec 17, 2001
  3. RocketRaccoon

    RocketRaccoon Contributing Member

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    Hush guys!

    Ever heard of manifest realities...:p

    RR
     
    #23 RocketRaccoon, Dec 17, 2001
  4. haven

    haven Member

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    Steve Francis will announce his intentions to play for a place with fewer temptations following his DWI and demand a trade to UTAH! :eek: :eek: :eek:

    :mad:
     
    #24 haven, Dec 17, 2001
  5. DaneB

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    It is announced that Mobley and Francis tested positive for the HIV virus.:D
     
    #25 DaneB, Dec 17, 2001
  6. ROCS4LIFE

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    Cato announces he is now playing for the Houston Comets since he doesnt' get any respect with the Rockets
     
    #26 ROCS4LIFE, Dec 17, 2001
  7. T_Man

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    LMAO!!!!! :) :) :) :)

    Hey ROCS4LIFE...

    Thanks I needed that.....
     
    #27 T_Man, Dec 17, 2001
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    Kelvin Cato accidently sexually molestes Eddie Griffin during workouts..
     
    #28 Houstone, Dec 17, 2001
  9. Houston-in-LA

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    "Clutch" finally changes the name of the site so the jinx on the Rocks is finally removed
     
    #29 Houston-in-LA, Dec 18, 2001
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