Here are my positives: <UL>[*] The fans not only showed up but they stuck around long enough to unleash a chorus of boos. [*] Jason Collier is just about ready to explode. I can feel it. [*] Thousands of Houston trees saved by not having to print up playoff tickets. [*] Steve Francis showed up for the game. Always a bonus. [*] I'm sick now after watching the Clipper performance, thus may take the day off work tomorrow. [*] Cost to re-sign Shandon Anderson decreasing with each game. [*] OK, we lost, but if we had Kelvin Cato in the lineup... [*] Cuttino unloads only 4 heaves... down from an average of 11.2. [*] Miami Heat no longer interested in Hakeem Olajuwon, turn attention to Kandi Ass.[/list] ------------------ NOTHING BUT .NET CLUTCHCITY.NET
Win or lose Wiz is still one of the leagues best 3 point shooters. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
"Thousands of Houston trees saved by not having to print up playoff tickets." lol... ------------------ Check out my homepage! Loads of sports pics! http://www.public.asu.edu/~sykim/
10. Clutch the Rockets mascot looks like he dropped a few pounds. 9. The more gray hairs Rudy gets, the more distinguished he looks. 8. New digital monitors on the sideline being tested by teams got the Spice Channel. 7. Hakeem's black shoes made him look faster. 6. Dan Langhi's falling down was not the result of shoelaces mistied. 5. Rockets decided to give out foam fingers to fans entering the Compaq Center instead of rotten eggs and tomatoes. 4. Free beer for players before, during and after the game. 3. Rockets ball boy got some much needed playing time. 2. The game was so short, Mobley didn't get a ticket even though his Lexus was double parked. 1. Valium for everybody! ------------------ Me fail English? That's unpossible.
<UL> [*] Will has no reason to burn a post tonight [*] Clutch doesn't have to spend much time on the Recap, instead he can spam Doc Rocket with trade info emails [*] Dr of Dunk can be DrOfDunkAway for more minutes with no one noticing [*] Behad can spend more time monitoring the Nuclear Reactor [*] Smegg can go to the Outback and scope out Survivors for us [*] Bob Finn* and Keely can concentrate on Notre Dame without missing anything [*] rimbaud can go to Atlanta for the same reason [*] MManal, NikeSTRAD and The Cat can get an early start on scouting the draft for us [*] jamcracker can stop yelling DEFENSE in my ear [*] Crisco Kidd can go cold turkey to rid his lard addiction without us noticing his "sabbatical" [*] Mango can take a break and do his Spring cleaning [*] Jeff can get more airtime on radio talk shows for lack of Rocket's call ins [*] CBrownFanClub can spend more time following the moves of Mr. Brown and baking Brownies [*] oeilpere can lick his wounds in peace [*] Darkhorse can go skiing instead of buying Southwest Airlines tickets [*] DaDakota ... well let's just hope he hasn't spontaneously combusted [*] TheFreak can take solace in the fact Rationlist have a higher survival percentage than Homers on down seasons [*] Achebe will once again look forward to my positive whining ...and [*] Summer Song Giver and moestavern19 can once again vote me as Best Poster since everyone else left[/list] [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited February 02, 2001).]
What's with the Sarcasm HP, Stay positive dude! ------------------ CUT Tino These Heaves are just getting Ridiculous!
Positive input, I fear that I shall never see it again. ------------------ Ceo of the Walt Williams fan club. Web site coming soon atheistalliance.org
Pushing ZRB's thread down. Keep posting, all. Positive: "Just wait 'til next year." Or is that a negative? ------------------
Steve pushed the ball and played good defense on keyon dooling. Carlos played well.Hakeem was the 2nd best Nigerian center on the court ------------------ [This message has been edited by tacoma park legend (edited February 02, 2001).]
This is the heypartner I love to read. A couple of questions... Will Steve's tardiness be discussed by the team? What does this refer to? It does feel like it's just going to be the immediate family within a few weeks, eh? ------------------ I keep plugging away, but I just can't get a 3 way to work on realwife.com
What do I look like, Homer Simpson? Wait, don't answer that. It's an oil refinery! Besides, I was off last night, but (thankfully) still missed the game. ------------------ Behad Sergeant at Arms of the Clutch BBS Asking the question: What is more dangerous, an AK-47 or a scooter?
There was a game last night? If the Rockets are going to miss the playoffs, might as well miss them by alot. Last night was just 1 step closer to picking up some badly needed ping-pong balls in the lotto. ------------------ I am Jack's utter lack of surprise. www.clutchtown.com [This message has been edited by SamCassell (edited February 02, 2001).]
I read somewhere that Steve's absence was excused. He went home to Maryland after the Heat game, and told Rudy prior to Clips game that he would be late. Can't remember where I saw that, however. Maybe on the ESPN recap. If you can trust them. ------------------ "Of course, everything looks bad if you remember it!" Homer Simpson
<a name="starthere">That reminds me Sam:</a> <UL>[*]SamCassell can talk around the "T" word as a trial balloon before launching the dreaded thread [*]Davo and Almu can get some much needed sleep [*]Pole can help me work out the kinks in my new Klose BBQ [*]Heath's carpal-tunnel syndrome should subside with these frequent 5 minutes stretches of no scoring [*]A-Train can focus on telling us more jokes [*]RocketsPimp can focus on his Hooters Fantasy League [*]DREAMer can study up on the history of the Mormons to make sure they really are Christians [*]The Voice of Reason can go ahead and lose his mind in an unreasonable tantrum; we'd understand [*]BrianKagy can post again, because we finally do miss him [*]Administrator has free time to make some extra cash freelancing in AOL chat rooms [*]LHutz can help GWB organize his 100-day planner (you know, make sure all the monthly inserts are in correctly so Chaney won't get pissed off) [*]Mrs. Jeff can focus on keeping the cats off Jeff's keyboard [*]HOOP-T can add a "DOO" to his moniker to accurately describe the Rockets defense [*]Nolen can take ballet lessons to realize the full potential of dating a Parisian ballerina [*]I can spend more time getting to know Lynus302 so I can mention him in cc.net anecdotes[/list] [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited February 03, 2001).]
Yep, the Clippers had a workout last night, and the Rockets were kind enough to host it. ------------------ All-time Rockets "Greats": PG - "Steady" Dirk Minniefield SG - "Slick" Dave Jamerson SF - "Slim" John Turner PF - "The Rock" Kelvin Cato C - "Mr. Mean" Joe B Carroll
it's a repetitive-motion injury often brought on by stroking computer keyboard's too much. So, how do you get the stats up so fast? Is it a secret?
