Non Celebrity Obama to be on SNL tomorrow!

Who is that going onto the yacht of Anne Hathaway and her con-man boyfriend in Montenegro? Why it's the non-celebrity John McCain. And who's that in front of him? Why it's Rick Davis, co-chair of McCain's campaign. And what did the con-man do? Why he hired Davis's lobbying firm and offered "help" in getting voters to go McCain's way.

 

Isn't that boyfriend in jail?

 

Did that story get no traction or have I been too caught up in Hurricane Ike?

 

Yes, for fraud.

 

Why yes Mr rimrocker! Please tell us more about Mr Rick Davis!

 

Is that Joel Osteen?

 

I think it's Zach Braff....no, it's an italian guy who just got convicted of fraud and who's story is famous because he was banging Anne Hathaway.

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How dare you. In the Palin administration, you will be jailed for such posts (retroactively, mind you).

PS -- yes, wingers, I know she's not running for POTUS. There's only a 42% chance of her being president during McCain's first term, given the statistics on men McCain's age.

 

^^^ Does that include the weekly BoTox injections?