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Nickname the Texans' defense

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  1. Houston Native

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    The 300 Club
     
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    _efense.
     
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    The 24s.
     
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    CaSA Ole
    The Cover Zero scheme
    Burnt in 60 seconds
    "scared cowards"
     
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    The Vaunted Shower Curtain

    <img src="http://www.localbizbay.com/ebay/shower_curtain.jpg" alt="Houston Texans Defense - The Shower Curtain" title="Houston Texans Defense - The Shower Curtain" style="border: solid 1px #666666">
     
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    We do it again this week... 3rd and 14 and 3rd and 16, and that's just in the first half.
     
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    -Come on in! Make yourself at home!

    -A League of their own!

    -The official "get well" card of the NFL.

    -The most offensive defense in NFL history!
     
    #69 TheresTheDagger, Dec 14, 2010
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    the Shower Curtain. haha nice.
     
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    The "Bad News" Texans

    The Texans-Dumpling Gang

    This defense comes with a warning label: "Can be easily burned unlike Asbestos, and certainly won't cause any health concerns."

    Crash Test Dummies for Texans' Defense (Management is still in testing mode with the defense; apparently the secondary unit is currently at 95% failure rate).

    The Masters of The Styrofoam Defense

    An automatic win, if you have more than 3 players against the Texans that week in Fantasy Football.
     
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    The Efense.

    Self-explanatory ;)
     
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    It shouldn't have a name, but be symbolized by a "D" and a Picket Fence sign, like you see creative fans do at games.......


    ... except the Picket Fence is rotten, broken crumbling wood, and has dogsh-t all over it and is on fire.
     
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    holy crap, i laughed.

    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SamFisher again.
     
    #76 MadMax, Dec 16, 2010
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    The Grate Wall.
     
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