Well don't! Warning: NSFW! http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/20/sprite-blow-job-ad-banned_n_240851.html
OK, I'm at work.. I assume the dudes monkey is actually a sprite bottle from all the comments--in which case, I retract my statement! I'll go with Dr. Pepper.
Wow. If only I had a large green penis that shot like that. Everyone would want to see it. Hell, they would pay.
Next time I think about drinking some Sprite (or any commercial soft drink), I will pass because it contains a lot of pesticides, corn syrup, and mercury.
http://www.nypress.com/blog-4643-i-like-my-sprite-in-you.html "The funny thing is, it's a spec commercial—it's not even real," he said today over the phone from his home in Williamsburg. "I moved [to New York] to break into the music industry," said the classically trained musician and a producer of electronic R&B. Currently he DJs weekly at the **** and Sugarland. "But anything that'll pay my bills, I go with," he said