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[News] Mans genitals glued together

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by chonox, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. chonox

    chonox Member

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    rofl, don't you just had it when your genitals are all sticky :eek:

    warning, pictures of the women are.... scary to say the least.

    http://www.postcrescent.com/article/20090801/APC0101/908010535/1979

     
    #1 chonox, Aug 3, 2009
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    This is straight out of a Michael Keaton novel.
     
    #2 aussie rocket, Aug 3, 2009
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    #3 Canadiandude, Aug 3, 2009
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    wth...?
     
    #4 Hmm, Aug 3, 2009
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    just heard it on conan. but man, no man deserves that. :eek: :( :cool:
     
    #5 dkoune, Aug 3, 2009
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    Sure, the man was wrong for using her for money, but that doesn't make gluing his genitals to his stomach right. :mad:
     
    #6 BetterThanEver, Aug 3, 2009
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    Genitals glued together? How many genitals does he have? :eek:
     
    #7 Mack, Aug 3, 2009
  8. chonox

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    Not sure, the source didn't mention but he would definitely need at least 4 to satisfy those beasts :confused:
     
    #8 chonox, Aug 3, 2009
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    They each have a face that only mazyar could love..
     
    #9 ima_drummer2k, Aug 4, 2009
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    I believe it's called "F*** My Life"
     
    #10 Tb-Cain, Aug 4, 2009
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    Michael Crichton? Disclosure?

    My first thought was that all of the women were probably bonding in a bar one night when "Goodbye to Earl" came on the jukebox.
     
    #11 emjohn, Aug 4, 2009
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    So, I'm guessing they used superglue? Ouch.
     
    #12 RedRedemption, Aug 4, 2009
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    I heard this story on the local news. The reporter stated it has "and glue was applied to parts of his body. (wink)"
     
    #13 rocketsjudoka, Aug 4, 2009
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    Not the bondage experience he was looking for.
     
    #14 Invisible Fan, Aug 4, 2009
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    This reminds me of http://www.fmylife.com/ .

    I can see it now...

    "Today, my girlfriend wanted to have a threesome with a friend of hers, but I had to do it bound blindfolded. So, she blindfolded me, tied me up, and called her friend... who punched me in the face as glued my penis to my stomach. FML"
     
    #15 Depressio, Aug 4, 2009
  16. Invisible Fan

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    If only he had the balls to pull it off.
     
    #16 Invisible Fan, Aug 4, 2009
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    They glued his penis to his stomach. Think how difficult it would be to pee into a toilet.
     
    #17 Rip Van Rocket, Aug 4, 2009
  18. Canadiandude

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    Handstand.
     
    #18 Canadiandude, Aug 4, 2009
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