NBA Y2K: The Death of Basketball

I started reading this not knowing what to expect but LMAO, was entertained

 

THIS. I had 2k14 on 360, and it was just like how 2k should be. When I got an Xbone One, I bought 2k14 for it.. and it looked amazing. The graphics were a clear upgrade.. and it ends there. The game is missing all the features that were staples of 2k (create-a-player, association, and a lot more)

Hope 2k15 on next gen is better

 

I was confused at first- but I liked it.

What's funny is that I can very well see some of this stuff happening ( like Kobe becoming a journeyman at some point, the Thunder having to play crap players in a key playoff game because of a thin roster) - and if this were to actually happen - the Knicks would be the dumb team to fill their rotation with "doomsday" players.

It is crazy, as you can see here, how quickly "generations" change. Really puts time into perspective from a sports POV (e.g 1/3 of the players in the league were "doomsday" players after only a few years).

 

Hilarious that the Knicks were the first one to employ the "Doomsday" players.

 

Lmfao.
Cody Zeller with that 92.7 PER.

 

why did that make me want to try this on my own?

 

Lmao, that was a classic.

I've never read a sports article like it, very original. The damn thing even had poems wth.

 

This was awesome.

 

Absolutely hilarious, thanks for sharing OP

Check out this video from the same author, the ending was perfect

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So basically the nba goes full circle and ends up in the 1960's again?

 

Great soundtrack! Godspeed You! Black Emperor.

 

oh my god - i lost it when ORL beat DEN 3-0 in 12OTs in game 1 of the 2034 finals.

very clever writing. GIFs were awesome.

i had to pause it to make sure it was actually coming from the video. blaise bailey finnegan III too. truly badass song.

 

this made my night - too funny.

 

This is the most hilarious basketball-related thing I have read, ever. I cried laughing. Many thanks to the OP.

 

Did you see Fallopian Cabarcaba?

 

Really creative and I love the creepiness of it all. Props to the author.

Also seems fitting that the sign of end times involves Cleveland winning the chip. Damnit.

 

hahahah. i'd love to see 9 doomsday players on the court with 7'8 350 lb fallopian.

 

Bob Jiggity kinda looks like T-Jones.