Naked men in the shower.

Please, no pictures in this thread.

 

Nyquil, when you were told about that new "Greek Gym and Bath House" we thought you might figure out it was just a joke the first time you went...

 

where are the airplane jokes?

 

Every guy should be down for a bit of locker room "sword fighting", discomfort is just repressed homosexuality.

 

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

 

c and f combined.

 

I pick the lockers in the corner. I have had guys that start talking to me, but I face my corner while getting dressed and don't stare at the guys like some of you homos. If they continue to talk I stay locked on their face. If they look down while talking to me, I turn around, finish dressing, bid them farewell and leave. Leaving them pondering as to whether I think they're gay, when I have seen it so much I ignore it.

The old dudes crack me up. They don't talk much, but the are like, "F#ck it. I'm old and my ass itches. Don't bothetr checking out my stump, it's been decomme\issioned for 15 years.

Lurkers are the worst. I can't stand when guys spark up a conversation at the sink in the bathroom, whilst I am dropping a load. It desturbs my sudoku concentration.

 

I can understand being uncomfortable, but some of the reactions are a little extreme.

My cousin is openly gay and I am always flattered when his gay guy friends [fill in the blank].

 

so im at my local aquatic centre last night.
(wasnt overly keen on this idea , but the wife made me)

after a wade in the pool and some spa time i head in to the showers.

in there i find a bunch of young guys , none older than probably 9 or 10.

as im changing (trying to stay reasonably covered up) i feel alot of beady little eyes staring at me. One of the kids pipes up...

"Jeez Mister, you've got a big dick"

Priceless.

 

LOL, shrinkage is a b*stard.

 

you, sir, are obviously working out at the wrong bar...