My story that is full of manliness....

I am fairly certain DaDakota had 3 dislocated toes that he walked around on for 3 years.

 

I don't know what that means. But I get it a lot, especially from the Amish.

 

Manliness? Did you leave that part out? And the "cool story, bro" is awesome. Imagine having a facepalm emoticon...

 

Just wanted to use this since it's one of my favorites.

 

The key to a riveting story is to use technical adverbs that anyone who isn't somewhat familiar with anatomy would have to look up. Try to speak more laterally, and your story won't come off so inferiorly.

In any case, if you get this wrong, you're going to feel it every minute of every day of your life. If you're even remotely comfortable with the way you walk now, I would recommend you not do it.

 

I will miss work if I cut myself shaving.

 

That and an ACL/ MCL implosion.

 

I had the same problem. Here was my solution.

 

Sounds well looks like the stuff my professor put on our anatomy exam

 

You work at an airport, so you put yourself through an x-ray machine.

 

One of my friends when I was in high school had 6 toes on one foot. Is he manly?