McDonald's Coffee Douchebag

amateur Family Guy hour?

I'll give it a shot.






Peter: "Oh man this is worse than that time I ran into the coffee douchebag from the McDonalds Ads"

*flashback*

Peter: "Hey excuse me, could you tell-"

Douche: "Not until I've had my coffee!"

Peter: "What?"

Douche: "I don't talk to people until I've had my coffee!"

Peter: "Well, that just seems kind of rude, all I was going to do was ask you for directions to the nearest Burger King"

Douche: "Hey! I said don't talk to anyone until I've had my COFFEE!"

Peter: "Why you son of b-"

*Peter cocks his first back but then he and the douche are abruptly run over by The Hamburglar who is joyriding in a stolen convertible filled with hookers, blow, and an enormous amount of hamburgers.

 

Play the McDonalds employee as the voice of Bruce

Ohhh~h-h-h-h-h- noo-o-o--o-ooooo