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"Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other- CDC

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by ROXRAN, Aug 5, 2022.

  1. ROXRAN

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    Important information from the CDC about helping to stop the spread of monkey pox - we are in this together!

    the CDC said. "Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other and without touching any rash,"

    the CDC recommends also to not share things like towels, fetish gear, sex toys, and toothbrushes."

    thanks CDC ~ what would I do without you? 6 feet mutual masterbation wtf ?! What’s the point of 6 feet mutual masterbation? Do I have to watch my partner from 6 feet away? Might as well grab the iPad and watch some anime hentai instead and have better neck support - FFS!!! Gosh demit !!
    https://www.foxnews.com/health/have...rbation-6-feet-apart-ovirtual-sex-reduce-risk
     
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  2. DonnyMost

    DonnyMost be kind. be brave.
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    Teehee. The government said "masturbate".
     
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    Basically Hitler at this point with dem baiten guidelines.
     
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    This feels like a big fu note from the government like they gave Biden “ you take your seat, YOU thank the speaker” …YOU masterbate together 6 feet away, you clean up after this
     
    #4 ROXRAN, Aug 5, 2022
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Better than nothing.
     
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  8. No Worries

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    So blow jobs still don't count?

    Asking for a friend ... Bill Clinton.
     
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    Who goes around touching some one else's rash?

    I lose more and more faith in humanity by the day.
     
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    there are people who eat their own poop and enjoy getting peed on...there's some freaks out in these streets
     
    #10 Reeko, Aug 5, 2022
  11. VooDooPope

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    :) I know you're right. I shudder at the thought.

    I have a line in my mind that I'm OK experimenting up to and around.... but won't cross.

    Guess it's the line between freaky and nasty, and I'd prefer to stay on the freaky side.

    Eh but to each their own.
     
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    Idk how people can eat ass...their tongue probably dead
     
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