mariah carey wardrobe malfunction in germany

What? Alba?...Damn I cant wait till I get off work and get home.

 

this part of the description cracked me up:
And I threw in the last two so you could use your imagination. Which means you're probably screwed, cause if you're anything like me, the Internet has worn your imagination down to a nub from lack of practice. If I was a cartoon, and you could get a close up of my brain, it wouldn't show a mouse sprinting in a wheel, it would show a donkey asleep in the mud. Asking me to use my imagination to masturbate is like asking me to build a log cabin. I know people used to do that kind of thing, but I wouldn't even know where to start.

 

i just wanted to take this time to give all you computer geeks out there that develop internet filters for offices a big F.U.!

 

Damnit, now i'm pissed off, those pictures were fake. While doing more "research" I found this . Those from before are obviously photoshopped from there.

Sorry for the confusion. At least there's still Alba.