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man's testicles spared, but penis severed

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by mulletman, Feb 21, 2005.

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  1. mulletman

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    this Fall's latest fashion trend: severing a man's testicles and/or penis

    http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20050221/od_uk_nm/oukoe_crime_penis_1

    ANCHORAGE, Alaska (Reuters) - A 44-year-old Anchorage man has had his penis surgically reattached after it was cut off by an angry girlfriend and flushed down a toilet, local police say.


    The events unfolded about midnight on Saturday, after the pair had been arguing over an impending breakup, an Anchorage Police Department statement said on Sunday. At some point, the two decided to have sex and the man agreed to let the woman tie his arms to a windowsill.

    But the woman used a kitchen knife to amputate her partner's penis and flushed it down the toilet, police said. She untied the man, drove him to a local hospital and was cleaning up the bloody scene when police arrived at the home, according to the statement.

    Summoned by the police, workers from the local water utility pulled the toilet up from the floor and were able to recover the severed penis, which was rushed to the hospital for the successful reattachment surgery on Sunday morning.

    Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.
     
    #1 mulletman, Feb 21, 2005
  2. KaiSeR SoZe

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    duuude

    too many of these things going around
     
    #2 KaiSeR SoZe, Feb 21, 2005
  3. moestavern19

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    These need to stop being posted, YOU ARE THEM GIVING THEM IDEAS. :mad:
     
    #3 moestavern19, Feb 21, 2005
  4. Faos

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    That story left out some MAJOR details. Never, ever let a woman tie you up, especially after fighting and she agrees to have sex.

    http://www.adn.com/front/story/6196470p-6070768c.html

    The man wanted to break up with Tran, but the woman resisted that idea, Shell said. The two were arguing about the issue sometime before midnight Saturday, but at some point they decided to have sex.

    After he allowed Tran to tie his arms to the window handle above the bed, she pulled the kitchen knife and severed his penis, Shell said. The man's testicles remained attached, she said.
     
    #4 Faos, Feb 21, 2005
  5. swilkins

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    I'm sorry, but I would kill the b!tch.

    Too many johnson's have suffered ill fate lately.
     
    #5 swilkins, Feb 21, 2005
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    how would you like to be the poor utility worker that send it to recover this guy's tool?

    SUPERVISOR: U'm Bob. We have an emergency and we need you to get to work.

    BOB: Sure. What is it? A water main break? What?

    SUPERVISOR: We need you to extract a penis from the pipes over at the Johnson residence.
     
    #6 codell, Feb 21, 2005
  7. Mulder

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    NOT

    COOL
     
    #7 Mulder, Feb 21, 2005
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    Usually I'm ok with break-up sex, but after this, I may need to re-think this...:eek:
     
    #8 rrj_gamz, Feb 21, 2005
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    Police declined to identify the victim, but said his assailant was 35-year-old Kim Tran. She was charged with assault, domestic violence and tampering with evidence, and jailed without bail.




    Is this for flushing it down the toilet?
    :eek:
     
    #9 weakfromtoday, Feb 21, 2005
  10. rezdawg

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    This seems to be the new cool thing to do. Freakin great.
     
    #10 rezdawg, Feb 21, 2005
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    *BARFS OVER A RAIL*
     
    #11 isoman2kx, Feb 21, 2005
  12. m_cable

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    Maybe this is a "Culture of Fear" style Eunuchfications aren't going up but coverage of Eunuchfications are through the roof.
     
    #12 m_cable, Feb 21, 2005
  13. Dream Sequence

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    Its quite clear that mulletman does a google search for severed penis every morning.
     
    #13 Dream Sequence, Feb 21, 2005
  14. Christopher

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    LOLOLOLOL :D
     
    #14 Christopher, Feb 21, 2005
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    maybe he's trying to find which toilet the penis was flushed down so he can retrieve.

    mulletman=mr.bobbit :D
     
    #15 3814, Feb 21, 2005
  16. Stack24

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    Okay so we all learned a valuable lesson never let your girl tie you up after you have a heated argument.

    Or just don't ever let them tie you up lol.
     
    #16 Stack24, Feb 21, 2005
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