Latest Bushisms

They've certainly ravaged my mind. ... J/K, I think ... Wait, which thread is this?

 

Look, I am the biggest Bush backer on earth. If he told me to jump off a bridge I would. If he told me to catch my hair on fire, I would. If he told me to start beating my children and wife because the Goat-God insists that all of his followers do so and if we don't he will spit hellfire into the mouths of the nonbelievers, I would start walloping my wife and kids.

I guess you could say I am a Bush supporter.

But taken out of context or not Bushisms tend to be funny.

That being said I hate that the Dems out there make fun of him with them. And he is not stupid.

You are.

Now I am going to kneel before the Goat-God and utter encantations until I am risen to the next level.