The Republicans, in an attempt to secure the 2004 election, conspire with the Carpenter's union to sand and revarnish the wooden figure known as "Al Gore" for the next campaign. or "No Mr. President, we did not sing 'Close to You', those were different Carpenters" or "Hey look, the Liberals told Bush to go suck a middle finger, and he is doing it!"
President Bush demonstrating the proper use of his new "Five Times" Condom. The product met with mixed reviews.