Cut Jabari, Fire Ime, take DFS out back and shoot him, trade Sengun somewhere that appreciates him, swap Durant back for Brooks, bench Amen until he learns to shoot, trade Reed and all our future picks for Castle, demote Stone to ball boy, pray to Jobu. Boom!! Championship!!
yikes, Friday morning following the OKC loss. We've got Sengun hate threads, Udoka hate threads, baldness threads, Van Gundy threads (ah, but I repeat myself), a Titanic thread . . . . Let's do everyone a favor and consolidate it all in one thread so that when Raffy checks in to CF this morning he can easily learn what he needs to do without much searching. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I'm thinking there might be some sad Houstonians tonight eager to lash out at whatever irritates them . . . so preemptively bumping this thread. Enjoy.
