Ideas For Invention

- White T-shirts that don't ever get brown stains under the pits.

- A holodeck type program allowing people to visit and interact with their ideal historical or fictional environment.

 

How about a "But why?" answering machine, for parents of 3-4 yr olds. Voice-activated, of course.

You could call it:
But Why Be Gone
But Why's R-Us
But Why ... NOT!
or just the all-encompassing,
Because.

or you could package the device in a butler doll named Jeeves, and call it

Ask Jeeves, or
Jeeves Said So

and there you have the co-marketing campaign.

 

I'm currently working on a form of on-line cliff notes that will automatically edit down extremely long thread posts to one or two concise summary sentences.

I'm also working on nicotine laced in-shell sunflower seeds—they will be bigger than Skoal Bandits.