Hey kids. Uncle moes is here when you drop eye-liner in the bathroom stalls at L-E-L-M-A-R-T. But I been around. Lurking in the shadows. Watching your feeble attempts to be witty. First of all, there are inherent truths about the makings of this own website and the makings of and the makings who and so forth. I could spin up a true crime tale or two about a couple of favorite you-know-whos? Who drives that green lantern car, with the wonky mirror? Class ring a bell? Nobody knows, moes! Who hooks up the bros when they need to get their go-karts going? I know that guy and so do others. Remember Glen Davis? What did they call him? Big Baby? Sometimes my memory gets hazy. The Kawhi islands are orbital in proportion to the axis of Uranus tilt which is only a few degrees away from being completely end-over-end? Unanus is tip-toe-ing. Ok, I'll be a little more blunt. Hakeem was never a Raptor. It was a conspiracy to discredit him as a Muslim by a certain collective that shall remain nameless. @tinman was never a 99er. His true join date is January 1, 2000. This is not a joke. We don't know exactly how it was arranged, but @Clutch was mostly unaware at the time and only @heypartner really could know the exact details. It would be like you had to be inside of that very system and know it intimately, right? Or perhaps @DaDakota could lend a clunky Dell PC with a hard drive full of spreadsheets about possibilities of drink combinations at Sonic. Oh the things you could learn over the past 19 years. But which one is really true? Think about the orange bandit from New York. Weird **** on his head. What is that? A circle? Then he flew to the heartland where gophers sing prairie tunes. Now he's thinking he's got power to make decisions? He isn't really in control of this decision. So while you think maybe he could be coming to a logical end, he may end up just hanging around. A metaphor? Perhaps. Goodnight sweet princes. PS: penclubber says hi.
This guy is a ****ing legend. Tread lightly you peasants. You’re in the king’s court now. Proles will get rolled.
I respect that no name of the group will be given. On an unrelated note I'd like to post this gif of a soccer player because of the world cup naming no names.
