Dammit, I have to do 20 pushups and 50 jumping jacks when I get home...anybody want to do them for me while I sit on the couch and eat a box of twinkies? I'll let you have one of the twinkies when you're done... Thanks...
A-Train, I've done them for you. Drop me an email and I'll give you an address you can mail the twinkie to.
You're going to eat lightning and you're going to crap thunder, we're going to have to put you in a cage.
I have outsourced the project to 70 people , one for each push up and jumping jack. I am going to take 1/2 of the twinkie for my work and split the rest. So, I will need 1/2 sent to me and 1/140th sent to 70 people. Thanks!