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Haiku we must do!

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by SmeggySmeg, Jul 10, 2012.

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  1. SmeggySmeg

    SmeggySmeg Contributing Member

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    In times like this we must stick to our traditions and haiku the crap out of this marvellous offseason and the genius of Morey.

    What was the past year
    Get worse to get better now
    A waste of a year

    Timing is da bomb
    Get on board the tanking train
    Ish Smith get it done

    Glad I visited
    This year to Houston it was
    Competitive just

    Got really excited
    World Under 17 box scores
    The future it is
     
    #1 SmeggySmeg, Jul 10, 2012
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  2. blathersby

    blathersby Contributing Member

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    No time to panic
    The offseason's unfinished
    Like this haiku
     
    #2 blathersby, Jul 10, 2012
  3. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Contributing Member

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    Scola and Martin
    Are the best Rockets players
    Hope and dreams are gone
     
    #3 RedRedemption, Jul 10, 2012
  4. macho GRANDE

    macho GRANDE Elvis, was a hero to most but................

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    The 1990's
    We were all living a Dream
    Now it's all nightmares
     
    #4 macho GRANDE, Jul 10, 2012
  5. Jimes

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    Like the Camby trade
    Got two draft picks for nothing
    Next Chandler Parsons?
     
    #5 Jimes, Jul 10, 2012
  6. CCorn

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    Another Lin thread.
    We are creating today
    Hope New York Matches.
     
    #6 CCorn, Jul 10, 2012
  7. Jontro

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    When will we make trades
    I want a superstar now
    Gitr dunn Maurray
     
    #7 Jontro, Jul 10, 2012
  8. mollamar

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    I will play your game
    Because I am here waiting.
    Beats hitting refresh.
     
    #8 mollamar, Jul 10, 2012
  9. CCorn

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    How about Limericks?

    There once was a smart man named Morey
    A brighter future was his story
    He stocked up on draft picks
    Showed the carrot and stick
    His resume remains quite boring.
     
    #9 CCorn, Jul 10, 2012
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  10. Jamers

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    what
    the
    fuq
     
    #10 Jamers, Jul 10, 2012
  11. Summer Song Giver

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    Believe the children
    are the future teach them well
    let them lead the way

    haha
     
    #11 Summer Song Giver, Jul 10, 2012
  12. txtodd

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    We traded Camby
    Less osteoporosis
    Scrub count grows larger.

    Courtney is up next
    Ladies love his tiny stache
    Do you Danny Ainge?
     
    #12 txtodd, Jul 10, 2012
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    lol, awesome.

    I knew a rich man named Alexander...
    Who spent all his money only to be be slandered...
    He only wished for a ring...
    But now its gone to the king...
    And his only hopes is to ponder?

    probably doesnt work....? first time trying that (king as in James)
     
    #13 joesr, Jul 10, 2012
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  14. Spacemoth

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    Fewer wins next year,
    Yet somehow, strangely, my heart
    Warms to the prospect
     
    #14 Spacemoth, Jul 10, 2012
  15. txtodd

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    Tankers are wankers
    My hope is our young players
    Win early, often.
     
    #15 txtodd, Jul 10, 2012
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    Five syllables here

    Seven more syllables there

    Are you happy now???
     
    #16 IzakDavid13, Jul 10, 2012
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    First Morey was God
    Then called crap
    Can't have Five Superstars
    and Blow up our Cap

    lol
     
    #17 Morey=Money, Jul 10, 2012
  18. mollamar

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    Wikipedia
    Says "on" are not syllables.
    You're not Japanese.
     
    #18 mollamar, Jul 10, 2012
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    Pick fourteen again,
    It's almost like groundhog's day
    six foot nine p-f.
     
    #19 jank1434, Jul 10, 2012
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    Always in morey we trust
    This superstar thing is a bust
    So call it a day
    Let the young guns play
    A top five pick is a must
     
    #20 Aceman2009, Jul 10, 2012
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