Good Quotes

i find just about anything W.C. Fields (who i didn't see, maybe he was in the middle), Chruchhill, and Groucho Marx say to be hilarious, but that Voltaire one about renouncing Satan was my favorite. also Woody Allen's method to immortality. i gotta make me a memorable quote one day.

 

Funny. 'Cause I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of... and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around. Everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up... shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. *I'm* crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind. 'Cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.

 

"God is my co-pilot. And we're cruisin' for pu$*y."
-bumper sticker

 

"What's this day of rest ****? What's this bullsh!t? I don't f**kin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the f**ks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have f**ked you in the ass Saturday. I f**k you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!"

Jesus Quintana - The Big Lebowski

 

"If I have to scroll more than three times to get to the end of a post, I have to kick my dog."

Way too many quotes for any of them to have meaning.

 

I'm your Huckleberry...

 

I read everyone of them, even the stupid ones at the bottom. Anyway, here are some more:

"The man that views the world at 50 the same as he did at 20 has wasted 30 years of his life."
-Muhammed Ali

"The best way to find yourself, is to lose yourself in the service to others."
-Ghandi

 

You might find these to be useful:
"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard (1813-1855)

"Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact."
- George Eliot (1819-1880)