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Funny kid stories

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by RichRocket, Jun 20, 2001.

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  1. RichRocket

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    Some nineteen years ago, I walked into my friends' house carrying a big bowl of guacamole for a potluck supper.

    As I walked into the kitchen, I passed by their 2 YO son wearing diaper, cowboy boots, cowboy hat, and holstered pistols.

    I remarked to him, "You must be a cowboy..."

    He retorted, "No, I'm Jewish..."

    Two weeks ago, this young man graduated Phi Beta Kappa from Johns Hopkins with a degree in Cognitive Science.

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    good one!

    when I was 2 years old, I busted my head open after falling out the back door while riding a little trike...

    hmmmm.. that probably explains a lot!

    rH

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    I was watching Friends with my younger son one day, and I mentioned that Jennifer Aniston was married to Brad Pitt.

    My son says, "THE Brad Pitt?"

    I reply, "Yes."

    My son says, "Who is THE Brad Pitt?"

    I thought it was funny. Of course, my younger son is a treasure trove of silly behavior.

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    When my son was 4 YO, I was trying to teach him some independence. We were at a restaurant with my parents. He started squirming and so we headed to the bathroom.

    I walked him to the door and peered in to an empty bathroom. I wriggled my hand from his and encouraged him to go on in by telling him that I would "wait outside"-- intending to stand guard at the door.

    He looked at me quizzically and responded, "You mean where the trees are?"

    I 'bout wet my pants laughing.

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