I think for the friendlier version is Charlie Freaking Morton. Even the Rays came out with those shirts. I think Morton said it was cool but he wouldn't wear one. Believe he said that's more of a Houston thing(as in the nick name was during his time in Houston).
Throw Tomstro in the lake a few times, fill him with fajitas and beer and he will suddenly be the MF life of the party. Just send him home before he is sober, no one wants to hear the crying and complaining.