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Fast Food Condiments

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  1. donkeypunch

    donkeypunch Contributing Member

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    This thread is dedicated to fast food condiments and condiments only. No burgers, no sandwiches, no fancy ass sauce from a sit in restaurant.

    My favorites:
    Whataburger- Jalapeno Ranch
    Burger King- Honey Mustard
    McDonalds- BBQ
    Arbys- Horsey Sauce
    Little Caesars/Papa Johns- Garlic Butter
    Taco Bell- Fire Sauce
     
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  2. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Only condiment at a restaurant I think I've ever loved was some habanero hot sauce at Freebirds. I drank that stuff till I was drunk on it. Of course I think I've only been to Freebirds twice. Most of the sauces I've found at fast food places seem like you could buy better versions off the shelf or something. Either that or they're meh.
     
  3. RKREBORN

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    Chick-Fil-A: ANY SAUCE
     
  4. Buck Turgidson

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    Chic Fil A: sweet spicy sriracha
    Domino's: garlic sauce
     
  5. Jontro

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    mcdonalds bbq and taco bell's fire are legit. all i'm saying.
     
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Fire Sauce is legit in that you can go to Taco Bell and ask them to give you all the packets they can, and then your poor ass doesn't have to actually buy comparable or better hotsauce at the grocery store.
     
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    Roc Paint Contributing Member

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    It’s so funny you made this thread because I was thinking of going to every fast food restaurant within a 2.5 nautical mile of my house to gather condiments

    Condiments are still great when the power goes out
     
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  8. J.R.

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    “Do you want [sauce] with that?” No. Throw ‘em all out. :)

    Keep your honey. Keep your ketchup. Keep your bbq. Keep your hot sauce.
    Spicy ketchup is ok.

    Keep the napkins. Throw away the sauce.
     
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    Buffalo Wild Wings Thai curry sauce
     
  10. Jontro

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    i wish they sell the taco bell sauce at the grocery store. maybe if i have enough my butt will develop an immunity to it and stop spitting fire
     
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    McDonald's salt.
     
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  12. Buck Turgidson

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    "Keep the straw, keep the napkins, (do not give me any soy sauce) give me PACKETS"

    I've got a ziploc with various sauces and it comes in handy, more handy than you'd expect.
     
  13. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Whataburger- whatever they give me.

    Chick fil et mayo, all over my face.

    That there's a sit-down gussied up city joint. Rules clearly stated 'no fancy ass sauce from a sit in restaurant'
     
  14. Dr of Dunk

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    They do sell that nasty stuff at grocery stores. What Himalayan village do you live in, Jontro?
     
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    Canes sauce
     
  16. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Please explain why that place is so popular? I don't see the draw.
     
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  17. Dr of Dunk

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    I still don't understand this one. I've tried Cane's just because people told me how great the sauce was. I've tried it 2 or 3 times in the past few years and... don't get it. The sauce is salty as hell and ... well, the chicken was alright, sorta... I guess... at least.
     
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    school-of-rock-break-the-rules.gif
     
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  19. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    All of you are idiots.
     
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