Ex-Playmate Reveals what goes on in Hef's Bedroom

Trade off?

 

That's on him, whatever floats his boat. The mansion and the twenty year old chicks will be good enough for me, even at 80.

 

But, the alternative is 2 big-screens with gay p*rn to get it up, and no 20-something to stick it to.

But, I agree that Hef's story is pretty depressing. I should hope my life would be more meaningful at 80 than this.

 

Yeah, that would probably be enough for me too, which is exactly my point.

I’m just sayin’ I hope I never get to the point where I’m surrounded by 20-year old playmates and I still have to rely on gay p*rn and a case of Viagra to pitch a tent, ya savvy?

 

Wait wait wait....are some of you feeling SORRY for Hugh effing Hefner?

wtf.

 

I dig the black toenail paint.

 

I like how you make it seem like he has to do that...as if its just part of the natural progression in sexuality.

 

I'd imagine a lot of people need viagra to keep a boner at 82 years old...if they're still alive that is.

 

She forgot to mention one thing:

The 20+ year old playmate girls get horny by watching videos of me showering on a giant plasma TV.

 

OK........but gay p*rn?

 

Yea thats pretty gross. I would prefer watching some siamese midget twins menaging a goat if that doesn't get you going, nothing will.

 

Hey I made it to your signature.
I'm honored.

BTW, I was being serious in that quote. Remember "It's getting hot in here" and "Country Grammer" ?

 

If that part is even true, whatever floats his boat. If he likes a little meat whistle on the side, more power to him.

 

Please tell me you forgot to add this or this at the very least this

I listen to even the most meaningless ramblings and i find his music to be terrible.