DNA Analysis Finds That Yetis Are Actually Bears

Terrible photochop of Bigfoot

 

Is this sarcasm?

Or do you just mean bears that actually walk erect? Because bears most certainly naturally stand on their hind legs on occassion lol

 

This thread makes me want to watch Harry and the Henderson's...holy crap that came out the year I was born. Feeling old.

 

Embearrassing.

 

@Yetti

 

so yettis existed at some point?
chewbacca could be just a smarter bear with good shooting range.

 

silly children.

yetis do not exist. they were all eaten off by ice dragons in the dark ages.

 

It never was a silly myth in the range of Loch Ness or Mothman, a ton of mountaineers and local residents reported seeing these creatures and still do. Just so happens that people mistake these bears for a "yeti", as I'd guess you don't have the best visual clarity up high in the mountains or when it's snowing.

 

Spoiler

 

The confusion is actually the direct result of poor pooty maintenance, as the hair confusion combined with the taste of salmon has led to many strange sightings and scientific conclusions.