DeadSpin Why Your Team Sucks 2014: Houston Texans

LOL at the BOB chin jokes. If you cant take it then don't read it lol.

Also liked this gem from a fan of the jaguars in their article:

Hear it from Jaguars fans!

Aaron:


If a head coach lost to the Jaguars in 2013, that coach was fired.

 

Lighten up, Francis.

 

I don't mind people talking **** about a favorite team of mine or the city I live in, as long as it's actually funny.

There were parts where I got a chuckle out but nothing like the OP pissing himself he was laughing so hard.

I'm realistic so I can't say I have that great of expecations for this team but if you're gonna try to make it a joke make sure the jokes actually land.

Also you can't call people fat asses if you're a fat ass yourself. That's just my opinion.

 

I am sorry I don't like the city I live in getting a bad rap. It's called an opinion I apologize if I disagree with yours

 

Meh, most is stupid but I agree on the QB stuff. Why not more urgency to get a good QB or at least one with real potential?

Could've taken Garoppolo.

Did pretty good in his first preseason game.

 

They got Tom #2. :grin:

 

I wish Triumph the Insult Comic Dog did these reports.

"Your team is pretty good... FOR ME TO POOP ON!"

 

Now that I didn't find funny... No need to insult O'Brien's appearance when the dude who wrote that article looks like 20 pounds of potatoes stuffed in a 5 pound bag.

 

Sorry cant embed from my phone. But this has to be one of my favorite clips of triumph and other celebrity.

Watch "Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's …" on YouTube
Jack McBrayer & Triumph Visit Chicago's Weiner's …: http://youtu.be/33zPlnhymCU

So imo, yes that would be awesome.