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Deadly ride on the Savanna -- Cheetah vs. Ostrich

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by KingCheetah, May 22, 2009.

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  1. BetterThanI

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    True dat. Wildebeest, gazelles and lions are all faster, but not by a whole lot. The ostrich is the fastest bird on land, however (40-45 mph).
     
    #21 BetterThanI, May 23, 2009
  2. MoonDogg

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    [​IMG]
     
    #22 MoonDogg, May 23, 2009
  3. BmwM3

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    I'm suddenly in the mood for some cheetos.
     
    #23 BmwM3, May 23, 2009
  4. thacabbage

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    Ironic that I imagine that narrator's accent in my head when reading KingCheetah's posts.
     
    #24 thacabbage, May 23, 2009
  5. Shroopy2

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    "Its the FIERCEST killer in the animal kingdom"
     
    #25 Shroopy2, May 23, 2009
  6. Ubiquitin

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    I hate Nature

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    #26 Ubiquitin, May 23, 2009
  7. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Classic.

    :D
     
    #27 KingCheetah, May 23, 2009
  8. slcrocket

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    Awesome.
     
    #28 slcrocket, May 23, 2009
  9. Yonkers

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    Damn, now I feel bad for rawfle
     
    #29 Yonkers, May 24, 2009
  10. Yonkers

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    omg lawl :D
     
    #30 Yonkers, May 24, 2009
  11. MadMax

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    "apparently we were underground. whatever." :D
     
    #31 MadMax, May 24, 2009
  12. Yonkers

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    I Hate Nature 2

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    #32 Yonkers, May 24, 2009
  13. B-Bob

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    Isn't that the narrator from "The Gods Must be Crazy"? (Part II probably? Is there a part III?)
     
    #33 B-Bob, May 24, 2009
  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    This one is even better than the first. This kind of humor fits me to a T.
     
    #34 Fatty FatBastard, May 24, 2009
  15. KingCheetah

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    Amazing insight thacabbage -- in fact though my posting accent is a bit closer to the narrator from the The Gods Must be Crazy, but you're not far off at all.

    Excellent mention Professor B-Bob.

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    #35 KingCheetah, May 24, 2009
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    FIRST VIDEO: the guys "arranged" for the ostrich to be chased by the cheetah. Big mistake. OWNED at the end... :D

    SECOND VIDEO: should have been named Gazelle PWNs Cheetah and Hyena. :p

    The "I Hate Nature" is hilarious. Imagine Attenborough hosting SNL. :D
     
    #36 SwoLy-D, May 24, 2009
  17. KingCheetah

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    That was completely awesome.

    :D
     
    #37 KingCheetah, May 24, 2009
  18. Ubiquitin

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    I thought the second was better, as well. But I did not want to give you guys the true reality of how bad nature really is all at once.
     
    #38 Ubiquitin, May 24, 2009
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    #39 Dr of Dunk, May 24, 2009
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    Goodness...right in front of the kittens. How inappropriate!!!
     
    #40 JeeberD, May 26, 2009
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