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Daryl Ward Song

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Chance, Sep 28, 2002.

  1. Chance

    Chance Contributing Member

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    I made another song. It's a Daryl Ward song and I feel I owe D-Dub a slight apology. The song was not meant to be offensive. It's a fun song and I hope somebody out there likes it. Maybe it'll even make him come to camp in shape next year. God knows he's talented...

    Here is a link to the D-Dubya Song!!

    Let me nkow what ya'll think either in the forum or here.


    Chance
     
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  2. red

    red Contributing Member

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    damn that's pretty good. you guys are very talented no doubt...keep up the good work...
     
  3. Oski2005

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    It's not like he hasn't been trying to get into shape. Have you guys noticed he's lost a lot of weight since he first became a big leaguer? He can't just shed all that weight off in a couple of months, it'll take over a year.
     
  4. MadMax

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    ummmm...he's been with this team for 3 years now. i don't see any appreciable difference. he's a DH...he needs the AL.
     
  5. Refman

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    I once saw Darryl hit a triple...it was like the human Daisy Cutter...he used up all the oxygen in the stadium. :D
     
  6. ROXRAN

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    Chance, I loved the song....D_A_R_Y_L, D_A_R_Y_L

    It's fun-spirited and whimsical
     
  7. Refman

    Refman Contributing Member

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    Great song Chance. I noticed that the link to your other songs no longer works...are you pressing all of them onto a CD?

    I think they are fantastic. :)
     
  8. kidrock8

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    Ward sucks. I will always hate him for his "I have children to feed" comment. If genetics mean anything, then he'll have to spend millions of bucks to feed his children.

    Ward really has no position at all, even DH. Generally, a DH will be a power hitter. Ward was anything but that in 2002. If you're slow and fat, you damn well better be able to hit HRs.
     
  9. MadMax

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    wow...kidrock and i actually agree on something related to baseball!
     
  10. Refman

    Refman Contributing Member

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    Will wonders never cease? So do I. :D
     
  11. ROXRAN

    ROXRAN Contributing Member

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    All sane stros fans agree as well...
     
  12. Chance

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    I lifted the link for but a moment. I will drop them back on shortly. and also, I received an email from a guy that thought that the end of the song made a reference to DK (as in Kyle). IT DOES NOT! It says "believe in yourself Daryl A---y---ye-" as in that sound TAFKAP (Prince for the uninitiated) makes in every, and I mean EVERY song.

    Please don't think I would disrespect DK.

    I poke fun at athletes in my songs when I feel its appropriate. I respect and give props to athletes when I deem its appropriate. Is it deem or deam? Anyway. I do NOT do songs that are cruel or undeservedly harsh.

    And I do not disrespect the dead.

    Chants
     
  13. Kam

    Kam Contributing Member

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    WHere is the song at?


    I wanna hear.
     
  14. Chance

    Chance Contributing Member

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    right here.


    Enjoy.

    Chants
     
  15. Refman

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    I didn't think anything sounded like DK in your song. I'm quickly becoming a fan of your music Chance. Very infectious tunes and a smattering of comedy when need be. All really good stuff. Let us know when you put the links back up. :)
     
  16. Chance

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    I'm going to try and post a new site today. It'll have links to all of the songs and stories about them. IT'll still have some long URL but I'll buy a domain here before long on which to put all of my crap.

    On the D-Dub song. I feel like it's the most quality piece Kevin and I have done. It may not be the "best song" but the quality is par with anything I've done. I also thought the Eminem factor was at its highest!

    :eek:

    Chants
     
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    Spilled milk being what it is, I still will always associate Ward with the Soriano deal that didn't happen! Oh well!
     
  18. Chance

    Chance Contributing Member

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    Okee Dokee.

    You can listen to the following songs here.

    The Taco Bell Song
    D-Dub
    Buck Futter
    Don't Mess with The Texans
    Yao Ming
    Morons in the Morning

    Hope ya'll like them.

    Chance
     
  19. Elienator

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    Being a serious fan of Taco Bell, I have nothing but praise for the Taco Bell song.
     
  20. Phi83

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    Chance,
    You rock!!! Damn, your sounds are some of the best around! Keep it up!
     

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