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Could I be charged with indecent exposer?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by CCorn, Oct 14, 2014.

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  1. Jontro

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    You did well OP. But never let some old lady get in the way of the faps.
     
    #41 Jontro, Oct 14, 2014
  2. Dgn1

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    Old ladies are nosy and gossip. She's going to tell the whole neighborhood. It's over man you need to move, your going to stick out like a cockroach on a wedding cake.
     
    #42 Dgn1, Oct 14, 2014
  3. BleedRocketsRed

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    Hmmm can he press charges against her for trespassing??
     
    #43 BleedRocketsRed, Oct 14, 2014
  4. Felixthecat

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    More details please! What was her reaction? Were you butt ass nekked? Lotion? Please set the scene! Midget p*rn? What was playing? Come on man! Details!
     
    #44 Felixthecat, Oct 14, 2014
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  5. Oski2005

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    Your 13 year old self would have checked and re-checked every door before getting down to business.
     
    #45 Oski2005, Oct 14, 2014
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  6. joepu

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    Tell her you won't press charges if she embellishes certain details.
     
    #46 joepu, Oct 14, 2014
  7. Junkyard_Dog

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    I meant to get this in on the first page, lol

    [​IMG]

    Always make sure the perimeter is secure first bruh
     
    #47 Junkyard_Dog, Oct 14, 2014
  8. CCorn

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    Made eye contact this morning. She quickly turned around and went into her back yard.
     
    #48 CCorn, Oct 15, 2014
  9. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Just tell her you were embarrased because you were thinking of her.

    ;)

    DD
     
    #49 DaDakota, Oct 15, 2014
  10. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Better go shove it in her before she goes spreading the news.

    Them old ladies love a gossip or two.
     
    #50 FTW Rockets FTW, Oct 15, 2014
  11. TheRealist137

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    You need to go over there and seduce her. Take one for the team.
     
    #51 TheRealist137, Oct 15, 2014
  12. tmacfor35

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    So poster is basically plotting from the movie, "Yes Man". LOL!
     
    #52 tmacfor35, Oct 15, 2014
  13. SwoLy-D

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    This is ABSOLUTELY NOT the way to ask for naked pictures of Bea Arthur. :eek:
     
    #53 SwoLy-D, Oct 15, 2014
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  14. CCorn

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    Honestly, If she did get a peak of my equipment... She's probably not interested
     
    #54 CCorn, Oct 15, 2014
  15. across110thstreet

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    [​IMG]
     
    #55 across110thstreet, Oct 15, 2014
  16. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Not sure if anyone asked.

    But pics of girl friend so that we can judge on your needs?
     
    #56 FTW Rockets FTW, Oct 15, 2014
  17. DonkeyMagic

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    At least she didn't say...

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    or did she...?
     
    #57 DonkeyMagic, Oct 15, 2014
  18. CCorn

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    Def don't need anything from the 70 year old neighbor. I'm satisfied sexually. Now if she has a granddaughter...
     
    #58 CCorn, Oct 15, 2014
  19. basso

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    fixed that for us all.
     
    #59 basso, Oct 15, 2014
  20. SwoLy-D

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    :( Disappointing thread.

    OP, we need updates on the hot granny that you wanted to hit and quit like fixodent. :eek: Step on it, man.
     
    #60 SwoLy-D, Oct 17, 2014
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