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Cost estimate for snakes and alligators

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Carl Herrera, Oct 1, 2019.

  1. Nook

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    This sounds awesome!

    Like something out of Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

    Part of me really hopes it is true, and Trump decides to build a "moot" with bull sharks, spikes, acid and molten rocks raining down from above. He could even build a huge drawbridge and portcullis. I wouldn't mind lasers either.

    I REALLY hope he drops the extra scratch to make it look like castle Grayskull. It could become our Eiffel Tower and attract tourists. Maybe even have the border patrol dress up like Man-at-Arms.

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    We need to have this music playing on loud speakers as they cross the danger filled moat and hopefully dodge walls of fire that spit out at random. Oh and we can add poison darts that shoot out randomly when you step on the wrong place like in Indiana Jones. How about a big stone ball to chase them as well. And pits. The type that close like trash compactors on the death star.
     
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    The Russians are using trained dolphin soldiers and beluga whale undercover spies already.

    https://www.theguardian.com/environ...could-be-russian-weapon-say-norwegian-experts

    A Laser shark is just the next logical step.
     
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  5. Nook

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    Don Lemon showed an old clip from 2011, Obama joking in a speech about "next they'll want moats with alligators" etc.
     
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    Maybe we can get Teela to patrol down there. That'd attract THIS tourist.
     
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    Gee, I bet that wasn't an inspiration for fabrication at all. More likely Trump asked for alligators and shooting people in the leg in a very real and serious manner that can be totally backed up and verified by a 1st hand source.
     
  10. Buck Turgidson

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    YES!!!!!

    Oh, we've had those suckers for a loooong time.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_dolphin

    This is why we need the sharks, being they are natural predators of cetaceans and all...to defend against the commie dolphins and the kamikaze ones they sold to Iran: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/middle_east/670551.stm
     
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    Pro Life Christians are up in arms!!!
     
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    Trump made an unannounced visit to the border to inspect the new technology:

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    12 Whitehouse staffers corroborate the story.

    I think a large part of Trump's unhinged character development is due to him believing that he cannot trust a single person around him and he's honestly probably right but mainly because he is the type of man who doesn't inspire la desire to be loyal and proud to work for.
     
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    Oh man — the FEELZ! Loved that stupid game.
     
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    It's so easy to tell when you don't read articles.

    He forced them to come up with an estimate. He also berated Kristen Nielsen for not following through on gunning down border crossers.
     
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    So.... how much is it going to cost??!?!??!?1!
     
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    I believe the estimate stated that one of his desires which was use concrete instead of steel slats would add a million dollars per mile. He got furious when he heard that as if they purposefully inflated the estimate to dissuade him. He's gone off the deep end for a while now.
     
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    "Dolphins and other aquatic mammals were trained by Russian experts to attack warships and enemy frogmen, but when funding for the project ceased, many were moved to a private dolphinarium to perform for tourists."
    "According to research by the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society, numerous ex-Soviet military dolphins have been sold to aquariums around the world."

    Makes you look at these sea world type shows with a new perspective.
     

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