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cop shoots car over fallen acorn

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  1. LosPollosHermanos

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    they took him to the hospital, and confirmed he was not in fact "hit"
     
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    Wasn't this a scene in Police Academy or Reno 911?
     
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    Was it a big acorn or a normal one? This makes all the difference in the world.

    I never got shot over an acorn, but I almost got my ass kicked over one.

    At the bus stop one morning, 7th or 8th grade, this one kid was throwing acorns at people. He threw one at me. I said something like, "do that again and I'll kick your ass." Now, could I actually have kicked his ass? No way. I would lose the fight 10/10 times and everyone knew it. I just had to threaten it because otherwise I'd look like a b****. So he threw an acorn at me to see what would happen. I then picked up a wet and muddy newspaper in its little plastic wrap and threw it at him. He charged at me and I caught him in a guillotine (my back now up against a car), hanging on for dear life because I knew if he got out I'd be at his mercy. Luckily, the bus showed up right then to pick us up. So I let go and he chose not to beat the **** out of me in front of everyone.

    It was weird because we were actually friends. We were on good terms, at least. Played baseball in a big group a lot. The whole thing was dumb.
     
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    I bet the squirrel who dropped the acorn was ******** bricks for the entire week.
     
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    these are definitely the only people professional enough to have guns
     
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    They (acorns) be banging out there.
     
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    I once shot at my neighbor because I heard his alarm go off and thought he was shooting up the neighborhood.

    Oh wait. No, I didn't. That would be insane, and I'd be in prison.
     
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    ACORN is full of violent antifa thugs so I don't blame him.
     
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    women cops are the worst. should really be banned

     
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    Holy ****ing ****, and she reloads shooting at the door?

    I think this 1 ups the acorn, how can you be so ****ing stupid , reckless and lack the ability of self awareness / surroundings

    it’s an apt building you could be shooting at kids neighboring
     
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    And now you know how all of these mass shooters die. It’s not like the movies, folks.…maybe like comedies, since the training and selection process for cops is a joke.
     
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    What the hell.

    When are we going to call thing like that what it really is . .. Cowardice

    Rocket River
     
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    FTP. Idiots
     

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